It all started in a tiny study cubicle on the second floor of Pennsylvania State University Health Sciences Medical Library...
I was studying for yet another portion of the United States Medical Licensing Exam—a test that is meant to measures our clinical acumen—and over and over again, instead of just memorizing a fact, I found myself scouring the medical and scientific literature trying to figure why the guideline exists the way it does.
Why am I being taught to recommend a mammogram at 50 when the scientific data clearly demonstrates a women’s risk of developing breast cancer dramatically increases after age 30?
Why am I taught a dexa scan isn't indicated until a woman is 65, rather than in her 40s when we can do something about it.
Why am I being taught to diagnose and treat Type II Diabetes once it has already caused disease when researchers have identified the preliminary stages of insulin resistance, yet our medical guidelines fail to incorporate and reflect the incredible knowledge that we’ve gleamed from millions of dollars and years of research.
It was in these long hours at the library that I realized the way we practice medicine today only treats disease once it has reared its ugly head and started causing problems.
HI, I’M MARIE
I'm here so you can see through the B.S. and LEVEL UP your health, your mindset, your life, and yes, your appearance too if thats what you want.
Because it's OK to care about how you look. How we look influences how we feel. And I don't know about you, but I'm freaking tired of having to look perfect yet, pretend I don't give a damn about appearances out of fear of being labeled vain.
Call it Longevity Medicine. Call it Lifestyle Medicine. Call it Regenerative Medicine. Call it Anti-Aging or Aesthetic Medicine. Call it what ever you'd like. My goal is to help make sure the second half of your beautiful life equals, if not exceeds your first half.
— Hippocrates
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Under The White Coat
When I'm not working you can find me...
As a painfully shy super nerd, I’m a lot more likely to be setting up an epic fort and enjoying movie night with my four kids than socializing at happy hour or a swanky party.
I got in-house detention in high school for writing an essay on how much my teacher sucked--bet I still got an A on the essay though! Heeeeey! Despite being a maverick and gifting my parents with premature grey hair, I earned a full-ride scholarship to Pennsylvania State Medical School.
I was named after my Great Grandmother and told my husband that my 1st child, whether it was a boy or a girl, would be named Charlie--after my Great Grandfather--the original Marie's husband and one of my biggest sources inspirations.
Luckily, I married a man named Charlie so it was a non issue. I met my husband the first day of medical school. You should have seen him canvasing and shaking hands with everyone as they stood in line as if he was already gunning for class president. He is the absolute worst gift giver, but undeniably the best husband, father, and partner I could ever imagine.
BATTLING my kids in a an epic dance off, BUILDING or DIYing something in my home, or TENDING to my garden
Under The White Coat
When I'm not working you can find me...
As a painfully shy super nerd, I’m a lot more likely to be setting up an epic fort and enjoying movie night with my four kids than socializing at happy hour or a swanky party.
I got in-house detention in high school for writing an essay on how much my teacher sucked--bet I still got an A on the essay though! Heeeeey! Despite being a maverick and gifting my parents with premature grey hair, I earned a full-ride scholarship to Pennsylvania State Medical School.
I was named after my Great Grandmother and told my husband that my 1st child, whether it was a boy or a girl, would be named Charlie--after my Great Grandfather--the original Marie's husband and one of my biggest sources inspirations.
Luckily, I married a man named Charlie so it was a non issue. I met my husband the first day of medical school. You should have seen him canvasing and shaking hands with everyone as they stood in line as if he was already gunning for class president. He is the absolute worst gift giver, but undeniably the best husband, father, and partner I could ever imagine.
BATTLING my kids in a an epic dance off
BUILDING or DIYing something in my home
Or TENDING to my garden
The Primer
I Believe An Educated Pirate is an Empowered Pirate.
I'm a physician scientist and a born again pirate on a mission to exploit my uniqueness and myriad of interests in the service of my clients. I'm here to provide medicine that matters, to dive into the research and serve it to you on a silver platter so you can feel amazing and live the life you love for as long as possible.
My favorite holiday
Halloween
My favorite holiday (other than Christmas, Thanksgiving, Fourth of July, and Memorial Day) is, without a doubt, HALLOWEEN. The evil genius in me comes alive in October and I got a thing for skellies.
What I'm
learning
Although my body aches after each class, this spring I signed up for a breakdancing class! To hell with looking like a fool! Cause I'm not a fool, I'm just a beginner. (If yer a pirate in Houston and love to dance, hit me up for the deets!)
What I'm
not about
We're all here to grow and improve. Life isn't about how bright you or I shine, it's about how we help pull each other over the finish line. Don't talk about what I'm doing wrong, teach me how to get better!
What I
can't resist
A good Vietnamese Vermicelli Salad! Shout out to Pho Tau Bay in New Orleans! If you're in town, give B6 Bun Ga Nuong a try!
If you find super geeks endearing, have a little swagger in your step, love a good DIY, and talking about the future of mitochondrial transplant is your idea of small talk...you've come to the right place! Welcome aboard my proverbial Black Pearl. Connect with me and lets make some waves!
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